This is my recent work.
I am not bluffing you.
I wrote my first piece of work in chinese characters in like 1 year!
Somemore in a polytechnic.
I think I should a message to those who are going to poly.
Don't think that you will not write chinese in poly.
You will!!!
I showed this piece of work to one of my tp friend and he was shocked.
He said,
'WTF??? You wrote chinese?' Are you from mars???'
Indeed I am.
I will treat him a Mars chocolate bar next time.
I've made a revolution to the blog.
I will make sure that the name of the blog suits its contents.
I met a shocking incident a few days back.
I am still abit traumatise now but I have regained my consciousness.
I was in tp business lab,
printing some notes.
I saw this girl,
who kept on printing some notes.
So I sort of notice her.
When she was going to the printer there,
I quickly grabbed my chance and go there to see her.
To my horror,
surprise rather,
she is Miss Woon!!!
My secondary school form teacher!
Actually the replica of Miss Woon.
Her eyes and face structure look almost the same as Miss Woon.
The differences are that this girl has a dyed hair and a white and smooth face.
Then she asked me whether I am printing anything.
I was too shock to answer so I answer no
but actually I was printing something.
Then her papers got all my printed staff.
Then she said it's ok and gave me her papers.
That is so strange...
張瑤's (Zhang Yao) songs are pretty nice.
熒光(Ying Guang) and 愛的無辜(Ai de Wu Gu) are nice.
She doesn't have any popularity in Singapore.
She is the ex member from the 12 ladies band.
http://www8.epochtimes.com/i6/5080800181485.jpg
I just watched this Thai movie called andaman girl.
This is the first time I watched Thai movie 2 times in a month.
But relax.
I am not going to change my sex...
Anyway,
andaman girl is the funniest movie I've ever watched in my whole entire year!!!
What so funny about this movie.
Firstly,
what movie can make me say that it is a gd funny movie.
It is the rating.
Only NC16 or above can make laugh like a mad dog.
Like this thai movie and american pie series.
Secondly,
the contents are freaking funny because of the dirty humour.
Anyway,
there are a few scenes which I wanna share.
First scene.
Happening: Grandmother's birthday.
Venue: Grandmother's house.
What happened:
The don't know who's grandmother is having a birthday party.
Then someone brought a very grand present for grandmother.
Guess what?
It is a guy who only has his underwear on him.
He danced and danced.
The grandmother laughed and laughed.
Laughed until her toothless mouth can be seen.
In the end,
she laughed to death.
Reason of death: Over-excited.
Happening: 5 people going to the toilet.
Venue: Ghost's toilet.
What happended:
There are people gambling.
There is a man farting like nobody business.
He was forced to go to the toilet.
Inside the toilet,
while he was shitting,
he heard a moaning sound.
He got too excited and went to check it out.
He saw a girl sitting on the toilet bowl.
He thought the girl is excited so he exposed his banana for her to service...
Then he looked closely.
God damn it.
It's a ghost.
Then he ran out of the toilet like a mad dog.
Other people also went to the toilet then saw the ghost and ran out.
One even didn't wipe his soap off while bathing.
The funny part is that there is this brave man who say something that I can laugh for the whole day.
This man is the one who got the grandmother excited.
When a the man who got his soap on his body said the ghost is a female,
the dancing man said,
'Scared what scared. Female ghost right? Damn good. Can **** her until upside down.'
Then he went to the toilet and really saw the female ghost.
He then dashed out of the toilet like a mad dog...
Well, these are some of the scenes.
I don't know how to describe it.
The best is u can go and watch it.
Guarentee can make u laugh until like siao.
Just have had my Amaths.
I had become Lemony snicker
cos I encountered a series of unfortunate events...
I was on my way to Hai Sing from tp
and when I was about to reach the main gate,
I realise I forgot to bring my calculator...
The time was 1.20pm.
I ran as fast as a mad dog,
and I reached my house at 1.30pm.
I took my calculator and I ran back.
Then, to my horror,
I forgot to take my pencil.
Then I ran back to my house and took my pencil.
Then I ran to Hai Sing...
That was around 1.47pm...
Damn lucky.
but I was a drench monkey by then.
My head was like NEWater producing water...
though not distilled but unlimited...
When exam started,
I was sweating like hell
and feel that I cmi.
To my surprise,
I can get around 8 marks for the first few questions...
but gdi,
I saw some strange figures then I anyhow do.
I saw acceleration and distance which I saw in tys but I forgot...
So in the end,
I cmi liao.
I somemore forgot my eraser.
Die sia.
Use liquid on my pencil marks.
Somemore on graph...
gdi...
Can't make it...
But I relax.
Cos got Paper 2.
Paper 2 is like a gift from the god...
Anyway,
there are only 10 private candidate.
They like also cmi...
lol.
you nan tong dang
The movie 'just like heavan' is very nice,
quite touching,
touching until I can feel Reese Witherspoon used her wrist to pick up a spoon to touch me...
Yesterday night around 2am-3am,
after desmond and yanfu alighted from NR7,
there were some dramatic incidents.
I was sitting at the end of the bus,
there was a woman sitting at the forth last row,
she was sleeping like a ...
frog.
Suddenly,
the bus decelerated suddenly,
and I saw her head knock against the head of the seat.
I was evil enough to laugh like a mad dog...
inside my bag...
When that lady alighted,
she was still rubbing her forehead...
She became the female cyclops who shoot too many laser beam...
Then when I was walking down the aisle,
I saw a kitten dashing across the road when NR7 was moving towards it.
I think the kitten was dio stunned,
then it just stopped in front of the bus.
I thought it was going to be knocked down by the bus,
Then I couldn't see it.
I wondered,
'Shit! Is it dead?'
I alighted,
then I saw something like the shape of a kitten,
lying on the road.
I looked closer,
then I thought,
'Shit...
shocked me sia. It is just a branch.'
Then I walked across the bridge,
and I really saw the kitten.
It was traumatised and just lied down on a small patch of grass,
keep on moewing...
It was kind of like facing death,
but I think it must have been knocked down
and it reincarnate or reborn...
Don't know what is that specific word...
Now the kitten has 8 lives left to spend.
Good for it.
Finished watching American Pie 1.
I watched from 2 to 3
then 3 to 1.
Damn funny.
Funny until mad dog also can laugh.
Basically, the crude jokes and languages are funny.
The characters are funny too.
Like Steve Stifler and Jim.
Too bad it's M18 in Singapore,
while it's above 16 for HK.
Lost some beautiful photos of hk and zhu hai...
