Tuesday, October 25, 2005

I made a terrible fashion mistake in hk.
I wore a pair of slippers in causeway bay.
Causeway bay is like orchard road.
It is quite embarrassing.
I looked around.
Even the most old fashioned uncle wore a pair of proper shoes.
Nobody wore slippers or sandals there.
Unless you are those people who likes to bare feet,
like me...
I was planning to go to the library after buying dvds and cds
but it seems that I won't be able to enter the National Library.
I scared that the librarians might think that I am some kind of secks predator in those park peeping at school girls....
It's better to go to park to study than the library with slippers...

Monday, October 24, 2005

Opposite my hk house...
Damn nice.
Specially for CEO and hk stars.
Can see the whole sea view.

Tuesday, October 18, 2005
















Sunday, October 16, 2005

A fruitful hk trip...
Day of TERROR...
A 17 km walk...













Thursday, October 13, 2005

I was on the mtr just now...
Mtr is a mode of transportation in hk.
Mass transport rapid, I think...
The people who take this mode of transportation are very noisy.
The most peaceful one is van.
Anyway,
I met an humourous incident.
I was on the mtr,
not very crowded,
and beside me was a young lady,
aged around 19.
There she was talking in cantonese on the phone
and out of a sudden,
she just said a sentence which caught my attention.
The sentence is,
'He make things duplicated ar.'
Never mind about the make.
The word duplicated caught my attention
and another ang mor right opposite me.
I saw him giggling.
Then I giggled also.
Then the lady beside me noticed us.
I corrected her.
The word is complicated.
I guess my one word must have infuriated her
and she splattered her super fluent cantonese at me
and I was shocked
cos I don't like hk ppl speaking super fluent cantonese at me...
I couldn't tahan and kept tiam tiam...
Maybe she was embarassed
so she tried to hinder her embarassment by trying to speak another sentence in English.
This time not too bad.
'He bloody asshole ar.'
Then everybody looked at her
except those who didn't know English...
She noticed that something was wrong
then immediately alighted at the nearby station.

Monday, October 10, 2005

Ever since I came back to hk,
I become more educated.
Educated in everything.
Romance,
action-pac,
thinking,
etc...
Why?
Because I have watched over over 50 vcds this 3 weeks.
That's why HK people always got movie sense.
The vcds in HK are damn cheap.
In second-hand stall...
Nevertheless,
they still look new.
I actually don't buy dvds
but if anyone who wants me to get dvds for ya,
just like Liting did,
I would be glad to help ya.
Just that I will charge extra $$$.
HAHA.
Jk, jk.
Dvds and vcds are the same.
Just that d stands for digital,
v stands for virtual.
Virtual is much more special than digital
so I prefer virtual...
I know I am bluffing myself...
Don't tell me...
Anyway,
normally a latest original vcd cost around HK$43,
which is around S$9.90.
In sg,
it costs $12.90.
Then somemore if you sell back to the second hand shop,
you will get back HK$38.
Good bargain.
Watch a movie for HK$5,
which is just S$1.17.
The latest one is skeleton key.
It is not screened in Singapore yet.
Look out for this movie.
Casted by Kate Hudson and some other actors and actresses.

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

I'm in this 10 storey high library.
Hk's largest library.
Not as big as tp's one though...
The main point is there are lots of ...
HK SL around.
If you don't want to be a retard,
don't ask me what is HK.
But,
what is SL, you may ask.
Well, do you know OL?
OL are Office Ladies.
So SL are ...
See lots of them.
Explosive hair, straight hair, curly hair...
lots of design.
One thing special about SL is these SL can really make their school uniform unique.
As in their whole outfit and appearance.
Anyway,
SL are not school ladies...
School ladies includes toilet aunties, teachers who can make you ...
mentally and physically excited......
Anyway,
SL are really fashionable.
They can perm their hair like nobody business.
I saw some SL got electrocuted sia.
Got one stands around my height,
which is around 1.75m.
Actually,
she should be around 1.5m.
Just that her hair is as tall as my face...
But most of them are really pretty.
Maybe they put on make up or something...
Or maybe they didn't wax their hair.
But most pretty ones I see,
one of their hand is held by another hand of a guy.
It is very common in primary and secondary schools in HK.
Sadly,
not in universities
because most of them are ONSders...
Because it is quite sensitive,
thus i shortened it.
Back to the main topic,
how are HK SL different from SG SL.
I am going to give you 10 differences.
This is only refering to secondary schools SL,
not for the polytechnic students.
If any polytechnic students try this HK SL style,
I bet you will be laughed at by mad dogs...
Anyway, HK secondary schools consist of seven years of education
while SG only consist of six years under normal circumstances.
In HK,
5 years to take HKCEE
another 2 years to take A level.
In SG,
4 years to take O level
another 2 years to a level.
So good for you SGPrians,
study faster than HKers.
There is no polytechnics in HK.
That was last time though.
Anyway,
FIRSTLY,
HK SL like to have their socks pulled up till just below their knee.
SG SL like to have their pulled up till their ankle.
SECONDLY,
HK SL can have their hair tied or untied but of course if too long, have to be tied.
SG SL must have their hair tied under whatever circumstances except bald SL.
THIRDLY,
HK SL have pretty faces.
SG SL have beautiful faces.
FORTHLY,
most HK SL like Edison Chan, Kenny Kwan and Alex Fong.
most SG SL like 5566, Energy and Wu Zhong Xian.
FIFTHLY,
HK SL wear 3 layers of clothing. Ba ba is included.
SG SL wear 2 layer of clothing. Ba ba is included
SIXTHLY,
HK SL likes to hang out in Causeway Bay.
SG SL like to hang out in Orchard Road.
SEVENTHLY,
most HK SL wear contact lens.
most SG SL don't wear contact lens.
EIGHTHLY,
HK SL are very fluent in their mother tongue. The way they speak cantonese is fast like anything. I got heart attack after hearing what they are saying.
SG SL are not very fluent in their mother tongue. Easy to understand what they say.
NINTHLY,
HK SL like to look at theirselves whereever there is reflection.
SG SL like to look through window panes.
Lastly,
most HK SL doesn't peek at what I am writing now. Because they just purely hate English.
most SG SL peek at whatever I write. Because they are only strong in English.

Hope that you all have gain more insights on the diferences between these 2 different countries of SL.
My next topic will be on 10 differences between HK SM and SG SM.
In case you are wondering what is SM,
sorry,
it's not sexual mutilation...
It is Student Men.
In case you are still wondering what is SL.
It stands for Student Ladies.