KC's life: 09/01/2005

Hi ppl,
I met another unusual incident just a moment ago.
There is this kid,
hk kid,
hk small kid,
hk small noisy kid,
hk smallest noisiest kid.
Only me and him.
I don't know what the fok is wrong with him.
Maybe he likes to talk.
Not to me definately
but to the computer.
I was stunned.
He kept on talking and talking to the computer.
I was disturbed.
Not by his actions of course.
Who cares about him...
But by the computer.
Is the computer alive???

Then out of 10 words he said,
6 words were vulgarity.
Then he said something about mother to the monitor.
Does the monitor has mother?
Maybe.
Inside the CPU,
there is a hardware called motherboard.
Then, maybe next time ppl can compose another name for the monitor...
Call it the childboard...

I was staring at him like the undertaker ready to do chokeslam on him...
Why not Stone cold steve austin...
Because he had stunned me with his stone cold 'stunner.'

Finally,
he stood up and said the last thing to the monitor and went off.
What he meant was pretty normal to us
but the way he spoke make me roflol.
Let me describe the incident.
He stood up.
Push the monitor's shoulder.
The edge I mean...
He hurt his hand as he said ouch.
Then the last thing he said is
'FUK CUE!!!'
The monent I heard that,
I laughed like a mad dog!!!
Maybe even worse than that.
Then he looked at me.
then he said to me,
'FUK CUE!!!'
WAH LAO!!!!
I seriously laughed like a mad wolf that time.
Then he kept on saying 'fuk cue' don't know how many thousand times at me
and I laughed at him like don't know how many million times.
Loud until he wanted to cry like that.
He felt depressed...
Maybe that's the first time someone laughed at him when he spoke vulgarity.
The way he pronounced and say it ar...
I can't described...
It is like a an ape and a monkey merge together to get a chepenzie...

As expected...

Accounting: B
OB: C
CSA: B
Microecon: C
Com skill: B
APEL: Pass

Luckily no need to take sup paper sia.
Think like this can go some uk university...
Maybe Hull, middlesex, exeter, liverpool...
Not manchester, leeds, newcastle, warwick, Royal Halloway...
So I earned 21 cu.
GPA is 2.60.
Which means I am competent!!!
LOL.
And the most important thing is...
I am permitted to proceed to the next semester of study!!!

Getting results tomorrow...
GDI...
Hope that can pass all if not I have to spend another $290 on air ticket.
You may be wondering why?
Well,
if fail,
I will have to go back to tp and take sup paper...
Well,
pray hard that I can at least get a D for OB...
I am damn nervous...
Nervous until I can't wait for the judgement day.
Taking sup paper is the same as retaking O level...
Sian sia...
My prediction of my result:
Accounting: B
Microecon: B
CSA: B
OB: D

If I can't make it for OB,
I am going to say to nah nah,
'OH BUSTARD!!!'
Just in case you are wondering who is nah nah,
he is my OB tutor...

Hi ppl,
I arrived in HK yesterevening
alone.
GDI!
I feel so sad.
Not because nobody came and welcome me to HK,
but because I don't have the money to buy my favourite Monday magazine...
Well,
it's okay...
This computer is bad...
Write again next time.

This morning,
I met an unusual incident,
as usual...
I was at the void deck,
sitting like an ah pek,
slacking like a piece of cake...
Yeah.
A piece of cake.
Slacking is easy...
Then opposite me
Got this boy,
aged around 5-12,
is sitting with a girl.
5-12 is indeed a big gap.
Because he looked like he is 12 years old
but he talked like a 5 years old kid...
I thought he is a chinese
because of his skin colour...
but he turned out to be a mixed...
Both Malay and Chinese.
His words contained both Chinese and Malay...
For example,
not he say one.
'Aku shi ge barbie.'
I was shocked when I heard him saying in mixed mandarin and malay.
Well,
maybe only a 5 years old kid speak that way...
Anyway,
he and this girl were chatting.
Then suddenly,
the boy touched the girl's head.
I dunno why.
He just touched.
Then the girl became ecstatic.
She screamed like a mad dog.
Sia la.
I shocked sia.
I went see what happened.
The guy was squezzing a spider with his 2 fingers.
Maybe that's why the girl screamed.

'Ni zai ze li gan ma? Ba lek Kampong la.'
Kns.
I kind-hearted went there to help,
tell me to ba lek kampong...
I left without saying words,
but sticked a turtle drawing on his back...

Hi people,
I am here to write again.
Not blog.
Blog makes me look like a log.
The B stands for Boy.
So if I am going to blog,
I may become a Boy log.
You know log, right?
In case you don't know,
it means wood.
So I don't want to be a Boy wood.
Lucky for the girls.
If not,
they will be called Glog...

Anyway,
after 38 days
which is 5 and 3/7 weeks,
I am back to my writing.
Why do I write?
Cos I got C+ for my communication skill,
which is pathetic.
But for the writing component,
I got a B.
Then why should I write since my writing is better than com skill?
Cos writing is only a subset of com skill.
YES!!!
I am going to get A1 for A-maths!!!!!....................

Anyway,
let me share with you all my experience in logging into my account.
First I typed
'http://www.blogger.com.'
'http://' is called a protocol.
'www.blogger.com' is called a server.
YES!!!
I am going to get A for my CSA!!!!!.......................

Anyway,
I typed my username,
which I can't tell you all.
Then I typed my password,
which I can tell you all...
7575757575757575.
That's my password.
Old password...
Why 75?
Because last time in secondary school,
75 is A1...
Why 7 75?
Because I took 7 subjects in my secondary school days...
Serious!!!

Since it is an old password,
I obviously can't log in...
I stared at the screen for 5 min.
My myopia then worsen...
I feel that my degree shoot up by 5
because I calculated that
staring at the screen for 1 min won't worsen your myopia.
BUT if you stared at the screen straight for 5 min,
your degree will shoot up by 5.
Don't ask me why...
Because a F Mathematics teacher tells me so.
Just in case you are wondering what is F,
F is not Further.
F is Fundamental...

Anyway, I log into my account and write...
Well, no need to find your opportunity cost.
I am back again
with more...
'skills.'

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