KC's life
Saturday, July 30, 2005
Oh Busthird.
Yes.
Just got back my OB test result
and I feel like a busthird.
I can't believe I get such a poor marks.
I was disappointed.
Very, very disappointed.
I got 55 marks
which is freaking D.
Damn shit.
I wonder how to go uni like that...
In order to improve my marks
and to do well for my exams,
I am announcing that I am temporarily suspending my blog for 1 1/2 months.
Meaning I will not blog for this 1 and 1/2 months
and may not even go online.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
Hope that you can find the opportunity cost.
Yes.
Just got back my OB test result
and I feel like a busthird.
I can't believe I get such a poor marks.
I was disappointed.
Very, very disappointed.
I got 55 marks
which is freaking D.
Damn shit.
I wonder how to go uni like that...
In order to improve my marks
and to do well for my exams,
I am announcing that I am temporarily suspending my blog for 1 1/2 months.
Meaning I will not blog for this 1 and 1/2 months
and may not even go online.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
Hope that you can find the opportunity cost.
Monday, July 25, 2005
Disappointing sia.
Thought can get everything A.
Now is like so sad.
I thought microecon,
the most confident subject,
can get A.
When I get back,
I feel like punching microecon hard onto its face
but I don't think I can hit the target
because it is too small...
Alot get A for microecon.
Think around 15.
Sad sia.
Then come Computer and System Application.
When I took the paper from sexy voice chiobu,
I was nervous because it is my chance to get an A.
But GDI.
I was shocked.
Total shock.
Can't believe I could get shit from it...
So I asked for marks
just like any other secondary school or jc students do...
Sexy voice chiobu said that she will consider...
only if I am willing to listen to her sexy voice...
Not a problem.
As long I can get marks,
I am willing to be deaf...
So the 3 subjects are:
Accounting: 81/100 (A)
Computer System and Application: 70/100 (B)
Microeconomics: 70/100 (B)
Left Organisational Behavior.
I must get A for it
if not ...
I must listen to sexy voice...
Thought can get everything A.
Now is like so sad.
I thought microecon,
the most confident subject,
can get A.
When I get back,
I feel like punching microecon hard onto its face
but I don't think I can hit the target
because it is too small...
Alot get A for microecon.
Think around 15.
Sad sia.
Then come Computer and System Application.
When I took the paper from sexy voice chiobu,
I was nervous because it is my chance to get an A.
But GDI.
I was shocked.
Total shock.
Can't believe I could get shit from it...
So I asked for marks
just like any other secondary school or jc students do...
Sexy voice chiobu said that she will consider...
only if I am willing to listen to her sexy voice...
Not a problem.
As long I can get marks,
I am willing to be deaf...
So the 3 subjects are:
Accounting: 81/100 (A)
Computer System and Application: 70/100 (B)
Microeconomics: 70/100 (B)
Left Organisational Behavior.
I must get A for it
if not ...
I must listen to sexy voice...
Wednesday, July 20, 2005
Just now met a series of unfortunate incident.
Maybe like that then I can get the role of Lemony Snicket...
Prequel:
On my way back home,
while crossing the road,
I saw this couple.
The girl, aged around 19, was abit fat
while the guy looked like a NS man.
The guy went to another side of the road
while the abit fat girl bade farewell to him,
by waving her hand...
I looked at her
and gave her a dao face
and she exchange a more dao face with me.
Here the incident start...
I was thinking about walking a long distance to another side of the block to take the lift up to 6th floor
while I was climbing the stairs with my cup of bandung.
I decided go back down and threw it away.
As I walked down,
I was shocked.
I saw this abit fat girl.
She was opening her mailbox.
So I bochup her.
I walked for a distance to take the lift
but I heard footsteps coming.
It was very deafening.
As I was about to close the door,
the abit fat girl arrived at the doorstep.
As she got in,
I closed the door
but the lift cannot rise up.
I realised that I didn't press the floor number...
Anyway,
there was another man in the lift.
After I pressed the floor number,
the lift still didn't rise up...
I kept on pressing the close button but the lift just can't rise up.
I was wondering what the 2 person must be thinking:
The man may be thinking,
'Does this kiddo know what he is doing?'
I was thinking,
'What a lame piece of shit lift!'
The girl confirmed must be thinking,
'Is it because of ... me???'
So I said there was a problem with the lift.
3 of us came out.
The man who is skinny climbed up the stairs immediately.
The abit fat girl hasitated for a while and decided to wait for the lift to work.
I told her that I try again.
I went into the lift and closed the door.
OMG!
It worked.
Sequel:
I felt sorry for the man and the girl.
The girl looked at me like she wants to cry sia...
Well,
I am helping the girl actually.
I am definately she will lose 1100 gramin a night
cos she lives on the 11th floor!!!
1 storey equals to -100 gram.
Worth it!
When I reached the 6th floor effortlessly,
I saw the skinny man,
panting heavily.
He looked at me as if he saw an angel miraclely appeared in front of him.
After a sec,
he looked at me as if he wants to rip off my t-shirt
and throw it out of the building
and makes me go back down to take it back..
I quickly ran back to my house.
Lucky sia
if not my pant would not be spared too...
Maybe like that then I can get the role of Lemony Snicket...
Prequel:
On my way back home,
while crossing the road,
I saw this couple.
The girl, aged around 19, was abit fat
while the guy looked like a NS man.
The guy went to another side of the road
while the abit fat girl bade farewell to him,
by waving her hand...
I looked at her
and gave her a dao face
and she exchange a more dao face with me.
Here the incident start...
I was thinking about walking a long distance to another side of the block to take the lift up to 6th floor
while I was climbing the stairs with my cup of bandung.
I decided go back down and threw it away.
As I walked down,
I was shocked.
I saw this abit fat girl.
She was opening her mailbox.
So I bochup her.
I walked for a distance to take the lift
but I heard footsteps coming.
It was very deafening.
As I was about to close the door,
the abit fat girl arrived at the doorstep.
As she got in,
I closed the door
but the lift cannot rise up.
I realised that I didn't press the floor number...
Anyway,
there was another man in the lift.
After I pressed the floor number,
the lift still didn't rise up...
I kept on pressing the close button but the lift just can't rise up.
I was wondering what the 2 person must be thinking:
The man may be thinking,
'Does this kiddo know what he is doing?'
I was thinking,
'What a lame piece of shit lift!'
The girl confirmed must be thinking,
'Is it because of ... me???'
So I said there was a problem with the lift.
3 of us came out.
The man who is skinny climbed up the stairs immediately.
The abit fat girl hasitated for a while and decided to wait for the lift to work.
I told her that I try again.
I went into the lift and closed the door.
OMG!
It worked.
Sequel:
I felt sorry for the man and the girl.
The girl looked at me like she wants to cry sia...
Well,
I am helping the girl actually.
I am definately she will lose 1100 gramin a night
cos she lives on the 11th floor!!!
1 storey equals to -100 gram.
Worth it!
When I reached the 6th floor effortlessly,
I saw the skinny man,
panting heavily.
He looked at me as if he saw an angel miraclely appeared in front of him.
After a sec,
he looked at me as if he wants to rip off my t-shirt
and throw it out of the building
and makes me go back down to take it back..
I quickly ran back to my house.
Lucky sia
if not my pant would not be spared too...
Thursday, July 14, 2005
Today is computer day.
Did a bit of work on CSA.
Anyway,
I encountered something.
As I was walking to Pasir Ris interchange this morning,
I saw this old lady.
She was doing some kind of exercise
which I don't really think that this is an exercise.
She is playing around with her sword.
I scared for her sia.
I scared she used too much strength while swaying her sword around
and accidentally sliced off her head or her abdomen...
I went up to her and asked her whether I could use the sword.
She said okay.
Then I 'actioned' to her my skill.
Unfortunately,
her sword was too 'fragile'
and it broke while I was swaying.
Don't know what kind of shit material.
Most probably recycled cans...
The old lady was like staring at her poor son
with her mouth opened damn wide.
Yes.
It's damn wide.
Wide enough to put the whole sword when folded into her mouth...
She looked her broken son
and knelt down, hoping that the son respond.
Her son responded,
by broking into more pieces as she hugged it...
I said sorry and paid $5 for her son
and she became happy again.
I later kept the environment clean
by throwing her son away...
Later reached school do CSA.
As I was eating in the canteen,
I saw this crow eating some remaining food on the table.
Then a kid,
I don't know whose kid,
went to ka zhiou the crow.
Like when the crow was about to peck on the food,
the kid went to scare the crow.
Then the crow stayed away from him.
I looked at the routine
until when this unfortunate crow became an fortunate crow.
When the boy was about to ka zhiou the crow,
he slipped down
and fell flat on his clean and smooth face.
There the boy crying like a mad wolf
while the crow happily enjoying its food
and the evil me laughed like siao!!!
Then the mother came and comfort the son
and shoo the crow away
just like the kid did.
Unfortunately
the mother experienced as the same fate as the kid did.
She did not fell like the kid did.
She just tripped over the chair and hit her head against the table.
Her fair and white face got a mangosteen on her forehead...
Poor mother and child.
Mu zhi xiang lian...
Malu sia.
Everybody in the canteen were looking at them.
Even got some freaks laughed at them.
and one of them was me.
I know it is farking evil
but I JUST COULDN'T HELP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moral of the story:
Never scare a crow if not you will have retribution.
Did a bit of work on CSA.
Anyway,
I encountered something.
As I was walking to Pasir Ris interchange this morning,
I saw this old lady.
She was doing some kind of exercise
which I don't really think that this is an exercise.
She is playing around with her sword.
I scared for her sia.
I scared she used too much strength while swaying her sword around
and accidentally sliced off her head or her abdomen...
I went up to her and asked her whether I could use the sword.
She said okay.
Then I 'actioned' to her my skill.
Unfortunately,
her sword was too 'fragile'
and it broke while I was swaying.
Don't know what kind of shit material.
Most probably recycled cans...
The old lady was like staring at her poor son
with her mouth opened damn wide.
Yes.
It's damn wide.
Wide enough to put the whole sword when folded into her mouth...
She looked her broken son
and knelt down, hoping that the son respond.
Her son responded,
by broking into more pieces as she hugged it...
I said sorry and paid $5 for her son
and she became happy again.
I later kept the environment clean
by throwing her son away...
Later reached school do CSA.
As I was eating in the canteen,
I saw this crow eating some remaining food on the table.
Then a kid,
I don't know whose kid,
went to ka zhiou the crow.
Like when the crow was about to peck on the food,
the kid went to scare the crow.
Then the crow stayed away from him.
I looked at the routine
until when this unfortunate crow became an fortunate crow.
When the boy was about to ka zhiou the crow,
he slipped down
and fell flat on his clean and smooth face.
There the boy crying like a mad wolf
while the crow happily enjoying its food
and the evil me laughed like siao!!!
Then the mother came and comfort the son
and shoo the crow away
just like the kid did.
Unfortunately
the mother experienced as the same fate as the kid did.
She did not fell like the kid did.
She just tripped over the chair and hit her head against the table.
Her fair and white face got a mangosteen on her forehead...
Poor mother and child.
Mu zhi xiang lian...
Malu sia.
Everybody in the canteen were looking at them.
Even got some freaks laughed at them.
and one of them was me.
I know it is farking evil
but I JUST COULDN'T HELP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moral of the story:
Never scare a crow if not you will have retribution.
Tuesday, July 12, 2005
Watch Starwars VI, Return of the Jedi.
Finally complete watching the whole Starwars episode...
Realised that at the last part,
Anakin Skywalker appears as illusion,
and he does look like the long hair Hayden Christensen.
Shocking sia.
After watching Starwars,
then I went for accounting test.
Haha.
Pro right?
Watch finished movie then do test.
This is pro
but no problem la.
I know how to do everything
EXCEPT 1 thing.
I didn't know how to write my name....
Serious.
I was thinking about the question
until I forgot what's my name...
Then went to class outing...
Call it a success?
Haha.
Nm.
Finally complete watching the whole Starwars episode...
Realised that at the last part,
Anakin Skywalker appears as illusion,
and he does look like the long hair Hayden Christensen.
Shocking sia.
After watching Starwars,
then I went for accounting test.
Haha.
Pro right?
Watch finished movie then do test.
This is pro
but no problem la.
I know how to do everything
EXCEPT 1 thing.
I didn't know how to write my name....
Serious.
I was thinking about the question
until I forgot what's my name...
Then went to class outing...
Call it a success?
Haha.
Nm.
Saturday, July 09, 2005
My foot pain sia,
pain until I want to faint.
Before I faint,
I want to paint.
After I paint,
and then faint,
I become a saint.
After I become a saint,
it starts to rain.
From the rain,
I make myself a sugar cane.
What can I gain?
Just a glass of plain drink.
I know you think I must be insane,
but I am not insane cos
I am the 'aint' king.
Taint you.
Okay...
Crap...
Anyway,
had OB test.
Surely no Z or A.
Damn.
This is pathetic.
Disappointment.
15 mark question.
Crap for 1 and a half page.
If can get above 10,
Then still got chance to secure some hope of passing...
BUT passing with crawling colours is not good enough.
Not to mention flying colours...
Passing with exploding colours the best.
I don't know wth I talking I about...
Never mind...
Basically,
OB is like Oh Busthird thing for me.
That's why I always take the third bus in the morn whenever I am going to have OB lesson...
pain until I want to faint.
Before I faint,
I want to paint.
After I paint,
and then faint,
I become a saint.
After I become a saint,
it starts to rain.
From the rain,
I make myself a sugar cane.
What can I gain?
Just a glass of plain drink.
I know you think I must be insane,
but I am not insane cos
I am the 'aint' king.
Taint you.
Okay...
Crap...
Anyway,
had OB test.
Surely no Z or A.
Damn.
This is pathetic.
Disappointment.
15 mark question.
Crap for 1 and a half page.
If can get above 10,
Then still got chance to secure some hope of passing...
BUT passing with crawling colours is not good enough.
Not to mention flying colours...
Passing with exploding colours the best.
I don't know wth I talking I about...
Never mind...
Basically,
OB is like Oh Busthird thing for me.
That's why I always take the third bus in the morn whenever I am going to have OB lesson...
Thursday, July 07, 2005
CSA is not difficult for MCQ and short answer questions
but it comes to Case Study Question,
I was staring at the question for more than 15 min...
Luckily I finished MCQ and SAQ in 15 min
if not I can't finish CSQ.
After 15 min,
I decided to employ my ultimate weapon,
the BS method,
crap.
I crapped all the way and I can't believe I can write 1 and a half page for CSQ.
I predict I will be shit in this part
but to me,
CSA is really useless.
It is not related to business.
Can get B, C or D is already enough.
Anyway,
I still don't what are the score for each grade in poly.
The lecturer said nothing about grades...
After the test,
I went to watch Starwars V.
Just realised that Leia is quite chio.
Not bad, not bad.
Then the Yoda is so funny.
Looks like a puppet...
Then Luke's hand was sliced off by Darth Vader.
Shocking sia.
Just like when Anakin's arm got sliced off...
Maybe tomorrow watched the the last episode,
Return of the Jedi.
but it comes to Case Study Question,
I was staring at the question for more than 15 min...
Luckily I finished MCQ and SAQ in 15 min
if not I can't finish CSQ.
After 15 min,
I decided to employ my ultimate weapon,
the BS method,
crap.
I crapped all the way and I can't believe I can write 1 and a half page for CSQ.
I predict I will be shit in this part
but to me,
CSA is really useless.
It is not related to business.
Can get B, C or D is already enough.
Anyway,
I still don't what are the score for each grade in poly.
The lecturer said nothing about grades...
After the test,
I went to watch Starwars V.
Just realised that Leia is quite chio.
Not bad, not bad.
Then the Yoda is so funny.
Looks like a puppet...
Then Luke's hand was sliced off by Darth Vader.
Shocking sia.
Just like when Anakin's arm got sliced off...
Maybe tomorrow watched the the last episode,
Return of the Jedi.
Wednesday, July 06, 2005
Today is Computer System and Application.
Just had microecon test yesterday.
Not difficult
because all the things I had learnt were tested.
The venue was in the classroom.
During the test,
some inconsiderate ppl from other classes
copied each other work while the invigilator was not looking.
I pointed them the middle fingers,
when I put my hands into my bag...
What to do...
They all golden hair sia...
I scared sia.
Black hair versus golden hair.
Golden hair sure win
because if you ever read the dragon ball comics or watch the animation,
golden hair guy is more powerful than the black hair...
Maybe next time I should dye red hair,
because red hair is more powerful than golden hair.
The red hair sun wu kong only appears in Dragonball GT anyway
so if you only read dragonball Z,
you don't know the red hair sun wu kong...
After the test,
I slack until this morning.
Sian...
Five more hours more to cheong...
Just had microecon test yesterday.
Not difficult
because all the things I had learnt were tested.
The venue was in the classroom.
During the test,
some inconsiderate ppl from other classes
copied each other work while the invigilator was not looking.
I pointed them the middle fingers,
when I put my hands into my bag...
What to do...
They all golden hair sia...
I scared sia.
Black hair versus golden hair.
Golden hair sure win
because if you ever read the dragon ball comics or watch the animation,
golden hair guy is more powerful than the black hair...
Maybe next time I should dye red hair,
because red hair is more powerful than golden hair.
The red hair sun wu kong only appears in Dragonball GT anyway
so if you only read dragonball Z,
you don't know the red hair sun wu kong...
After the test,
I slack until this morning.
Sian...
Five more hours more to cheong...
Saturday, July 02, 2005
Yo,
Temasek Poly first year students.
This is specially for you.
Have you ever explore whole the library thoroughly?
I am sure you only visit the first few storeys only,
am I right?
Quite alot of people
but the places that consist the most people are actually
the sixth, seventh and eighth floor.
Students usually go there to study
as there are relevant materials related to their courses.
Applied science, business, design, IT and engineering.
All have.
There are rooms specially designed for you to do your projects and discussions.
What else can I say?
Temasek Poly is superb.
That's all.
Now it's about today in tp.
Everytime I go tp on Saturday,
I always see this girl without fail.
Please don't get too excited as this girl is not that simple.
She has a hairstyle that even I can match with her.
After my haircut,
my hair is still abit longer than hers.
She always bring her laptop.
She always wear long pants.
She is a loner.
She is very strange.
I don't know what to say.
She can walk until she fell down.
I don't know how.
Then as she got up,
she knocked her head against someone.
Suay sia.
Then as she went into the lift,
her hand got stuck.
Cow.
How unlucky can a person get?
Then as she got down,
the lift suddenly stopped.
Wah cow.
That's super suay.
Haha.
Just crapping la.
The lift stopped is crap.
Anyway,
just did abit of my study lor.
Suddenly got a guy who got this strange chinese accent talking o the phone.
Example three is san1.
He said it as san3.
The han yu ping yin is different.
So different until I want to laugh my mouth out.
Temasek Poly first year students.
This is specially for you.
Have you ever explore whole the library thoroughly?
I am sure you only visit the first few storeys only,
am I right?
Quite alot of people
but the places that consist the most people are actually
the sixth, seventh and eighth floor.
Students usually go there to study
as there are relevant materials related to their courses.
Applied science, business, design, IT and engineering.
All have.
There are rooms specially designed for you to do your projects and discussions.
What else can I say?
Temasek Poly is superb.
That's all.
Now it's about today in tp.
Everytime I go tp on Saturday,
I always see this girl without fail.
Please don't get too excited as this girl is not that simple.
She has a hairstyle that even I can match with her.
After my haircut,
my hair is still abit longer than hers.
She always bring her laptop.
She always wear long pants.
She is a loner.
She is very strange.
I don't know what to say.
She can walk until she fell down.
I don't know how.
Then as she got up,
she knocked her head against someone.
Suay sia.
Then as she went into the lift,
her hand got stuck.
Cow.
How unlucky can a person get?
Then as she got down,
the lift suddenly stopped.
Wah cow.
That's super suay.
Haha.
Just crapping la.
The lift stopped is crap.
Anyway,
just did abit of my study lor.
Suddenly got a guy who got this strange chinese accent talking o the phone.
Example three is san1.
He said it as san3.
The han yu ping yin is different.
So different until I want to laugh my mouth out.