KC's life: 06/01/2005

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

I was f up with accounting.
Never mind.
I was in tp's library just now...
3 com in one quite a big table,
I was occuping one of the seat.
Another one was occupied by a China guy,
while another was occupied a China chiobu.
15 min later,
China chiobu stood up and kissed the china guy,
then she left.
I dio stunned.
You may ask,
how do I know if they were from China?
Before they speak a single word,
I can already tell which country they are from.
See their clothing can already.
The China guy wore a t-shirt with 'China, Shanghai' inscribed on it and an old-fashion jean...
Then the girl wore a tight and small t-shirt with nothing inscribed on it.
Then a normal length skirt...
They kissed so hard until the silence broke into noice pollution.
They kissed like they are sucking a centipede into their mouth...
Can't stand it.
Then everyone around make the sound 'ahem.'
I also made the sound and my 'ahem' seems to be the loudest to them
as I was the nearest to them.
Then the girl left,
with her hand digging into her mouth and trying to pull out the centipede...
5 min later,
a middle aged guy came and used the vacant com.
He seems abit excited about the content in the com.
Everytime he looked into the screen,
he would say,
'Damn it, f***, shit, knn and alot more...'
I don't know why.
He seems to like doing these things alot...
He sometimes knocked his leg against a metal thing,
then make some noise.
After that,
that China guy suddenly approached the middle aged man.
They were chatting,
to my surprise.
What is even more surprising is that they both are classmates after I overheard their conversation,
OMG...
I can't differentiate a middle age man and a teenager anymore...

Monday, June 27, 2005

Just got my thick long hair cut.
This time,
not bad.
just that it is not really long.
Actually,
it is short.
Just like the length when I was in srjc...
Short is good actually.
It is cooling.
Can style easily.
Wash hair no need so much shampoo.
Looks more manly.
That's all...

Saturday, June 25, 2005

Yes

Yes,
once again watch the Friday night movie.
This was the last one...
this month...
Initial D was the movie.
1 word to decribe the movie
Cool.
The car can travel at high speed even when it is turning,
or even Flower was stnading in the middle of the road...
Hope the Flower won't drop her make up if AE 86 drived pass her...
Okay.
That's all.
Gd show to watch.

Thursday, June 23, 2005

This time,
I had microecon project group discussion.
I was trying to find market in demand...
but can't find any articles relating to it...
Anyway,
after my research in the library,
I walked down the stairs to the 2nd floor.
As I was walking,
there is this girl,
whom I one look,
can tell that she is from China.
She looked at me and I looked at her.
No electricity
cos the distance between us is too far.
Then she walking out of tp's library,
I am also walking out of tp's library.
I was slower than her at first
but she took the long cut,
while I took the shorter route
therefore I was abit behind her.
I thought I should have a race with her.
So I decided to increase my footsteps.
As I was catching up with her,
almost overtake her,
she suddenly stopped.
Then looked at me.
Knn ar.
Luckily,
I was using my cellphone that time,
if not,
if she found out that I was trying to overtake her,
she may send her china guys friends to overtake me...
I think she was thinking that I was trying to do something indecent to her...
I can understand,
China girls are very conservative...
As I was walking home,
there was this 20 years old girl
running in her dress towards the lift
without fearing of zging.
She did a good job.
Her pace of running is the same as my pace of overtaking the china girl...
Surely won't zg.
So she went up lor.
Sian...

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

I am having some difficulty in business accounting.
Regretted didn't take POA last time.
Actually Temasek Sec doesn't offer POA for express classes.
They only offer pure sciences.
I see science,
whether physics, biology or chemistry
I will surely sian diao...
Just like I see her,
whether Ruhua, Huaru or flower
I will sure siao diao...
Anyway,
had OB project discussion with yvonne, parkapan, michelle, gwan, shikin and 1 more person...
I can't remember...
Total 6 people...
Can't remember who he is...
Anyway,
we discussed about this weird question.
How a group BMI affect a person in the context of (1) individual (2) Group (3) Organisational?
Well,
BMI will sure affect all the 3 catogaries
because Boy Men Impotent...
Haha.
We got digressed abit here and there
and finally ended at 5.45pm.
Not bad.
Then went to the library and use tp's com.
Commited an offence by ....
logging into msn messenger...
Then after that
nothing interesting to talk about...

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Yesterday night,
I achieved an amazing feat.
I did not go online at home!
Haha.
Anyway,
I had a dream this morning,
This is the best dream I ever had.
Actually
I had 3 dreams
because I woke up 3 times...
Serious!!!
First one,
this is one is quite bad.
I had this business accounting test.
You know at where?
In Pasir Ris Park...
Maybe I always walk there when going to school...
Then guess who is the invigilator?
Mr Chooi, my ex-chem teacher!!!
In the dream,
I didn't find it strange...
Then
I didn't finish my test
and Mr chooi collected my test paper.
I beg him to give me back my paper.
He said time's up.
Then I woke up.
The second one is the most pleasant dream and at the same time saddest I ever had in my whole life.
There,
I was walking and I saw this girl,
age 8-10,
but I can sensed that she had the mentality of a teenager.
When I saw closely,
she is someone I know for a long time,
but she is still in her child age
while I am already a teenager.
Then we electrify each other
then got together.
Next,
I told her to wait outside
as I went to the John.
When I came out of the John.
I couldn't find her.
So I panicked la.
Then I looked around
and saw her with her mum
or her grandma...
cos she is like around 70 years old...
but she is not the gal's grandma...
Okay.
Then I found her.
Then she got angry.
I comforted her but she doesn't seems to forgive me.
Her mum then took her away and told me not to see her daughter again...
As I see them leaving,
I saw a transformation of the girl at the back.
Her short hair grew longer,
her plain clothes turned into an elegant dress,
and she grew taller.
She looked back at me.
At that time,
she was the the most beautiful and prettiest woman I had ever seen in my life
and that is really true.
Her eyes were sparkling,
like wanted to cry...
Then I also felt like crying...
Then she turned back
and disappeared...
I woke up
and don't know why got tears in my eyes...
Then I slept for the third time
I can't really remember
but I saw 2 teenage girls.
They were with me
then they were angry.
I don't know why they were angry.
Then I woke up.
The second dream is really memorable.

Sunday, June 19, 2005

Had class gathering yesterday.
Before the class gathering,
I went to the Bedok library and study abit of OB.
After abit of studying,
about to leave the library when I saw Herlina and Dennis.
Went to mac.
They study maths and chem repectively.
Then Wen Jian came and Dennis went.
Then we went outside.
Called ozy and having fun calling him using the cellphone
Muahahahahahaha.
He was still at home then we went to take 14 and go to Yifang's house.
We went up a hill.
As we are walking,
I had a conversation with Herlina.
'Yifang's house should be very big,' I said.
'Not really. It's okay la.' Herlina replied.
'Really mah? 4 storey leh!' I said with astonishment,
'Really. Not really big,' Herlina replied non-chalently.
'Then you must be living in a palace...Haha.' I said.
Soon,
we reached Yifang's house
and yiqi, huiling and michelle were already there.
Then we waited and waited.
400+ secs later,
Yifang and Teresa got back.
Then they said Abigail were inside the house.
Abigail!!!!!!!!!!
You inside then never came out
Make us wait outside sia.
Haha. Jk.
Then start bbq.
Yanliang came first after we went in.
Then ...
Forget liao.
Should be Celiana ba...
Haha.
She had an exposed secrets sia...
Jk, jk.
I think better don't say anything
if not
my blog will become like BS's blog...
Wait!!!
BS use back his old blog!
Haha.
That's indeed amusing.
Anyway,
nice body, BS.
Hehe.
Ok...
Then had bbq.
Guess what Yifang's house has while mine doesn't have.
Plasma tv, bball post, table tennis table, pentium 4 computer, staircase, turtles, dog...
Pro already lor...
Haha.
Okay...
Then all people went inside the room.
Have chat lor.
Then at 11.30pm,
people dispersed.
Wen Jian and I took taxi back to Pasir Ris.
Anyway, I heard some gossips about Joanne
but I will not elaborate it.
Hehe.
Then went back home.
Go online.
Chat with Wansu.
Haha.
You pro leh.
So late still online.
Haha.
I know la.
You studying what.
Hehe.
Have fun studying econ.

Friday, June 17, 2005

No more emotional stuff.
This morning,
at around 3.53am,
i suddenly woke up.
Guess what.
I woke up to do the online personality test.
This is nothing interesting.
Next I slept...
until 11+
Went out to eat my lunch.
As I walked down the stairs from 8th floor to the ground floor,
at the 3rd floor,
I saw this kid kicking a soccer ball against the wall.
Then the ball reflected back to me.
I attempted a chip to him
who is only 2 metres away from me.
Unfortunately,
I kicked with too much strength
and it curled out from the 3rd floor
and landed into the loyang primary school compound.
I was shocked.
I thought,
'WTF!!! I can't believe I can kick like David Beckham...'
The kid looked at me with his shocking and stunning face,
his face like want to 'bai' me as his master.
I quickly gave him a face which tells him,
'No! I don't accept disciple. Maybe you should find someone else...like Roberto Carlos or Figo.'
After looking at each other for 5 secs,
I immediately ran down to the ground floor an get the ball for that boy.
Luckily,
no vehicle was parked around that vicinity
if not I think there will definately be a dent on top of a car.
I went back to 3rd floor to give the ball back to the boy.
He was still putting his shocking face.
He was still like transmitting eye signal to me
I think he wanted to say
'Please!!! Accept me!!! I will give you the ball as my gift of appreciation.'
Too bad,
I replied
'Sorry. I have 2 balls already. It will be adnormal to have another ball.'
I went to eat my lunch.
As I was walking at the void deck,
I saw this gal,
aged around 16-18,
dressing casually and wearing slippers.
She was using her cell phone at that that time
The floor was quite slippery
as it had just rained.
I think she thought she was walking on a rough floor.
She walked until like I don't know what to say.
As I had expected,
she slipped down as if she had just stepped on a banana skin.
OMG!!!
I knew that situation was very awkward for her.
She fell like an elephant balancing on a ball and fell down.
As there was only me around,
I asked if she was fine.
She said okay and ran away from me quickly.
I can't believe she is so strong.
Can still run after like being run down by a car...
I feel like applausing for her
and present her a bouquet of flowers...
I feel like presenting her an award also.
Maybe I should name this award as...
'Can still run after falling down' award.
Haha.
Being evil here.

After a really hard thinking,
I think I should give up chasing her.
Actually,
I haven't even chase her.
Just that I think she knows that I like her
but she doesn't ever seem to be interested.
I think she doesn't like me
although she didn't say anything.
I can feel and see it.
She is my type
as in her appearance, voice and stuff like that
but her personality is something that is really different from mine.
She is 'hyperactive,' sociable and extrovert
which is unlike me.
Isolated, introvert and ...
pathetic.
I can't make her laugh
while others can.
I don't know why I write such pesimistic stuff
but I am just stating facts.
This may be the last time I write such emotional things
which is true inside my heart.
I hope I can remember this feeling,
the feeling of liking someone,
forever.

PS: This is the first time I write such daring stuff and this is not me. This stuff are so faminine and sissy but it is my true feeling. I will never try to write such sissy stuff EVER again.

Thursday, June 16, 2005

I am quite troubled.
I don't know whether I should give up liking this gal,
but most probably I shouldn't.
At the same time,
I should.
It is difficult to talk to her.
I mean we can talk to each other,
just that I feel that I've got nothing really interesting to talk to her.
I don't know why.
I feel uneasy.
Damn.
I don't know why.
I guess she doesn't like me...
Headache sia.
I really want to tell her about my feeling,
but I am scared that I will lose this friendship if got rejected.
Then another friend of mine seems to also like her.
They seems more compatible.
Maybe being normal friend between us is better.
I don't want to let this thing affect my studies
so...
see how first...
Anyway,
I want to thank the guys who encourage me
if not,
I would have really forget it.

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

This is the big time movie which I recommand to those people who like tragic romance movie. The story is about a man and a woman who are getting married soon.
The woman found a casette tape.
She bought a tape recorder and listen...
She was then stunned.
It is the voice of another woman, a gal rather...
This gal was the man's first stead...
The gal was good in sports and academic.
Okay, I give them their name.
The man who was then a boy was called Saku,
while the gal but never a woman is called Aki.
So Aki started out a strange way to communicate with Saku.
By recording her talking in the cassette tape.
Then Saku asked Aki to be his gf in the cassette tape.
Then she accepted.
After a while,
Aki got laukemia and dying soon...
She knows that
and she asked Saku to bring her to a place in Australia
which is can be known as the centre of the world.
Sadly,
she died in the airport before going to Australia...
It is really sad...
Then after 30+ years,
her bone marrow is scattered in the centre of the world...
This is also a new movie...
but not available in Singapore.
I guarentee you will cry after the movie...
If you want the VCD,
you no need to go to the centre of the world.
Come to me
and cry to me,
then I will borrow you the VCD...

Cry for love. In the centre of the world.

Monday, June 13, 2005

Wah cow!!!
Rushing com skill outline now!!!
This is a perfect example of what you call
PROCRASTINATION.

Sunday, June 12, 2005

Okay, okay.
I tell you what happened to me...
Nothing serious la.
When Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are touching each other,
I cheered.
Not very loud.
How I cheered?
Like this
'WOOOOOOOHHOOOOOOO!!!'
Yes,
like this
as if I got too excitied.
And people around me looked at me.
With their lj face...
I just sit there,
diam diam,
stare at screen,
where they still kissing each other...
Luckily,
yf,des,gh and wq didn't notice,
if not I have to hide into the drain
if only I am small enough...
Haha.
So solve the mystery?

Saturday, June 11, 2005

Hi ppl,
after considering all your feedback,
I have decided to continue to be funny
or lame!!!
Muahahahaha!!!

By the way,
I watched Mr and Mrs Smith,
which I never expected myself to watch...
But I in the end watched it...
Des, yf, wq and gh also there in cineleisure with me.
They are all very excited,
just like me.
I am more interested in Angelina Jolie than Brad Pitt
as I am not a gay...
I am not going mention the story of the movie
but some are funny.
The five six years is nothing funny la.
Ermm, I don't remember any funny moments...
Maybe Mr Smith's actions are queer...
That's all...
Also,
those who can't stand foreplay scene,
please restrain from being excited for the time being
as I have mention forepaly...
Well,
they just play around with each others body,
ermmm,
not play...
Just touch and kiss,
no other things...
PG is seriously nothing
but I was quite shocked to see them to do those things......
Quite touching also actually...
Ermm, the touching is not touch each other.
Don't get the wrong idea...
You watch then you will know...
but don't get too excited during their intimate scenes
if not
you will be like me...
Better not say what happened to me...
You never want to know
and will NEVER know.
Shall keep it a secret.
Muahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Hi people,
you may have find that all my previous entries are pretty ridiculous, non-sensical, lame and bla bla bla...
I agree
but I am just trying to make my blog more interesting,
then you all can have a laugh.
If you think my blog is really too lame, too expletive and pretty bad,
well,
do tag and tell me.
I can change back to the normal, lameless style of writing
but I guarentee it will be VERY boring...
So do give me some feedback...
Thank you ar.

PS: No offence to those who commented that my blog is lame, in fact, I want to thank you all for your wonderful comments because that's what I want to achieve...by being lame. Haha.

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Let's do something on Friday.
Not only this Friday,
but also every Friday.
Well, we can go bowling.
Bowling is one of my forte
because I always bring a bowl to the bowling alley.
The ball is useless la.
If it is useful,
people will call it balling,
not bowling...
Next,
we can go to K-box,
only if 23 of us can squezze into this box call K.
Well,
K-box is a place where you can meet your old friends coincidentally.
Because if 23 of us can squezze into a box call K,
then there should other boxes which are called A, B, C and so on until Z.
So there are 26 boxes.
23x26= 598.
I am sure you can find at least 1 friend out of the 598 people...
Next,
we can play pool.
Should we bring a pool to play?
I thought we just need to bring a cue and a table.
That's all.
How come we still need a pool to play??
I am sure that I can't cover the whole length of the pool...
Maybe the cue is to help us to sail,
and the table is to prevent us from drowning...
Lastly,
it is window shopping.
This is the worst.
My window is not spoilt lor
so I should not be shopping for window.
My floor is spoilt,
so we should go floor shopping...
Just kidding la
but seriously,
window shopping really sucks.
There is one time I was shopping for window,
seriously.
I am shopping for Window Explorer.
Then there is this sales lady,
who resembles abit like Flower,
looking at me,
hoping that I can't be window shopping.
Actually I was not suppose to window shop,
but her face,
makes me to window shop...
As I was making my way out of the shop,
her face becomes totally like Flower...
I was shocked.
I was thinking,
how did she manage to transfer herself into a flower?
The more I think,
the pacer I get
and of course,
I knocked against the window and it broke.
In the end, I have to pay for the window
and that's what you call the real 'window shopping.'

Monday, June 06, 2005

I am feeling so troubled.
That gal don't like me,
then just now kana kicked by a Kongfu master.
First talk about the gal ba.
Don't know whether she got feeling about me.
I got feeling for her.
She is my type
but don't know I am her type.
I like to joke around
but dealing with relationship,
I am a serious chap.
If she is mine,
I will only focus on her and no other gals.
Another words,
I am very 'zhuang yi.'
Well,
just promoting about myself la
but seriously I am really like that,
even I had no bg relationship with anyone before.
Second one is the kongfu kick.
That kid is pro sia,
pro until I really can 'bai' him as my master.
The incident is like this...
I was walking into the 4th floor john of whitesand shopping centre,
then I saw these 2 kids playing with each other.
They play until not like playing,
they looked as if like they are fighting with each other.
So I just hack care them and tidy my thick and long hair,
which grow on top of my head.
Got to cut soon.
Anyway, they fight like nobody business.
I can imagine them as Anakin Skywalker and Obiwan.
Wah cow, they pro sia.
No need laser sword,
bare hand and legs are enough.
Pei fu!
Then I go and do my business la.
While I doing my business,
they disappeared.
I don't know how they disappear.
By teleport or by being invisible?
So after I finished,
I go to the washing hand area.
That's where the excitement begins.
As I was washing my hand,
Anakin suddenly apply his kongfu kick to Obiwan,
luckily for obiwan,
the kongfu kick missed him
but unluckily for me,
anakin's kongfu kick got my butt.
Wah lao.
I can feel my butt got burnt by a pan.
His kick is unimaginable.
It is like a combination of batman, superman, spiderman, cockcroachman, prayingmantisman and whatever man kicks.
I immediately stared at Anakin.
Then Anakin is too scared to look at me
and ran away,
together with Obiwan.
I was not angry.
Just that I wanted to tell him,
'Hey Anakin. You can throw away your laser sword man. You kick is 100 times more powerful than the laser sword.'
Now,
my butt is not burning liao.
Luckily is not that important area that got kicked,
if not,
I will make sure anakin won't have luke and leia...

Saturday, June 04, 2005

Just reached home.
Went to bugis with adrian, his friend, kenneth and jerald.
To be frank,
I never went to bugis village before.
I at first thought it is a village or something.
When I reached there,
it is something worse than a village.
A village where no-one lives,
but people selling things...
Indeed an unique village...
We also did encountered some TV stars.
Desmond Koh and Fiona Xie.
Desmond Koh looks cool,
while Fiona Xie really looks busty...
Serious!!!
Anyway,
just got myself some clothes, jean and shoes.
When I tried it just now,
the jean is tight,
tight until my little brother can't have any free space...
Clothes are tight too,
tight until my chest looks 'outstanding.'
The shoes are perfect.
Good choice.
Anyway,
when I was going back home,
I had a shock.
As I was walking back home,
in a dark park,
I sensed that there was something following me.
I stopped and said,
'Who the f is around, show you fking face!'
Then,
I cua dio.
A lizard came out of nowhere,
and cross across my path.
I jumped back then someone passed by me and murmured.
'Lizard also scared.'
Knn.
What lizard also scared.
Lizard only what.
Even a godzilla crossed across my path,
I also not scared ar.
I dare to even kick the Godzilla's ass.
If it does have an ass...
Well,
that's quite shocking...
Actually not la.
The more shocking thing was my dream.
Guess what.
I just had the most unwanted and terrible dream in my whole life.
I met Flower.
She is holding a flower.
The flower inside has a small flower.
The small flower is looks like her daughter.
Her lips looks like
as if she had just put her lips on a 100 degree celsius pan.
Red until like she had just drank a squezzed lipstick juice.
Her makeup is unimaginable.
She looks more like an alian than a flower.
Anyway,
I was tied to a coconut tree.
She stood there like a moron.
I shouted for help.
Everytime I shouted for help,
she came closer to me by 1 step.
Then she was like 2 cm away from me.
omfg.
I just couldn't stand it.
It is like you are put inside a small cubicle,
and you are stuck inside with an alian.
Immediately,
I headbutted her.
Indeed a smart move for me.
Her lips become thicker,
her nose become flatter,
her eyes become smaller,
her hair becomes lesser
her skin becomes rougher...
Suddenly
she rushed towards me,
like a rugby player.
I was closing my eyes and pray,
'damn, I don't want to feel her lips...'
Fortunately,
she dashed into the other side of the coconut tree
and I laughed like a mad dog.
1 second later,
her lips touched mine,
and I cried like a mad tiger...
In the end,
I woke up from this disgusting dream.
I can still imagine the scenario.

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Hi people,
have you ever wonder what to do if you fell down aka pk in front of millions of people?
You may feel embarass and look around to hide inside a drain,
only if you are small enough to squezze into the drain.
Well,
let me tell you people the cool way to pick yourself up after you pk.
Few wks ago,
I was walking in the airport alone
with a bulky luggage.
As I was walking,
I never noticed that there is a hump in front of me.
I kana pk when my foot tripped over the hump.
Millions of eyes are on me.

Here are what you should do:
When there are millions of eyes staring at you,
pretend that they find you handsome or pretty even if you think you are not.
For boys,
push back your hair as you pick yourself up.
YOu can only do this if your hair is long...
For girls,
act cute.
Make some cute aka disgusting noice.
Most people will find you cute aka disgusting after that...
When you are up,
put on your headphone set,
play the applause sound.
Pretend that these millions of people are applauding as if you have completed an amazing feat
which is picking yourself up...
Last thing,
bow to the people.
It is a courtesy to bow to people who gave you the applause.
Calmly,
bring your luggage to the toilet,
go into the cubicle,
and torture the luggage with anger.
You can kick, punch, stamp, wip and whatever,
until your luggage become distorted and deformed,
as if it just had a plastic surgery...
In the end,
sell your art piece in the airport.
Most probably,
you will have to threw it away
as no one will even bother to take a look.
Hope that you have learnt my method.
You can try it,
if you are nuts...

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