KC's life: 05/01/2005

4 hrs of lessons.
Learn dreamweaver.
Sort of got learn it in secondary school when I was in IT club,
but know nought about it.
Anyway,
I went to the tp gym
and I was freaked out.
Everyone there are like The Rock,
or Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Their bicep and tricep are too much for me...
Mine is like 1/3 of theirs except for 1 person in the gym.
That person is ......
a gal
whose bicep is still abit larger than mine...
Feel damn zhi4 bei1 lor.
I also saw people lifting 100 KG of weight.
OMFG!!!
That's insane...to me.
Remember,
they are the next Stone Cold Steve Austin or The Rock.
It is nothing to be surprised.
Also,
I made a freaking embarrassing mistake.
There was a guy,
whose body resemble The Rock but not the face,
standing in front of the mirror,
maybe admiring himself.
So he was there,
and I was going there,
standing just next to him,
picked a weight and trained.
There he was,
looking at me,
like he has never seen someone with such a 'minuscule' bicep before.
There I was,
pretending that I didn't see anything,
but inside my heart,
wishing that I can suck his muscle out...
God damn it!!!
So next time,
maybe I shouldn't wear a singlet,
should wear a long sleeve t-shirt.

Poly life is not easy sia,
and never think it is easy.
Five subjects but is under business.
(1)Microeconomics
(2)Communication skills
(3)Computer and system application
(4)Business accounting
(5)Organization behavior

Not bad la.

Very tired sia...
Just now went to play basketball.
One of the ways to train muscle and to keep fit.

Hello, people.
I am now in this very very very big library in Temasek Poly,
eleven storey high
but I am only at the pathetic second floor...
Never mind...
Just now met a few friends.
Just just now,
I went back to my alma mater to collect my O level cert,
I saw Temasekians,
looking so happy to see me
leaving their school...
Haha.
Just kidding.
By the way,
I saw Mdm Sharifah in the canteen.
Only her around la.
So we chat abit.
Forgot to ask her whether she will be having her third child.
Haha.
Went to tp's bkshop,
and got a TP foolscape paper, notebk and wax.
Sian liao.
Later still got tutorial.

How's it? Should be okay...Looks like a potato to me though...

My arm muscle is still not big enough...I everyday, ermm, not everyday la, every week do 5 pull ups leh. Still not big enough sia. Sian diao. Try to find men's health around but cannot find. Hai...

Does anyone of you know who is Ru Hua?
If you don't,
then it is your lost
because she is most beautiful woman in hell...
Why don't I call her flower?
Okay?
Well, she can be the most beautiful woman on Earth,
only if she can change her eyes, her nose, her ears, her mouth...
Basically, if she can change her face,
it is okay.
Every time I see her face,
I feel like treating her face as my punching bag.
Before punching and after punching,
her face will still remain the same.
If her face is plasticine,
better still.
No need to see her qian bian face.
The fact is that she is fking funny.
The way she talk is enough to make you die of laughter.
Even she don't speak,
her appearance and action are fking funny.
I can't fking believe that she can wear a stocking over her head.
OMFG!!!
This is shit man.
Full of shit...
You may ask.
Why do you suddenly talk about flower...
It is because I had just encountered a duplicated flower in the morn.
It is just like a photo-copy machine photocopying flower.
The way she dig her nose,
is like the way she dig her ass...
Fking disgusting.
The way she dress,
is like she came from the nineteenth century...
The way she speak,
is like she is speaking with her mouth full of shit...
The way she smell,
is like she had just dropped into a pool of dung...
The way she sit,
is like she is delivering a baby...
The way she look,
is like she comes from outer space...
Oh man,
I have a feeling that I would be touched or kissed or *** with flower...
I am feeling like I am in an empty room
alone with flower
with her lips coming close to mine
and then something happen...
I guarentee I will fa gon.
I will treat her as my punching bag
punching her lips until her lips becomes so thick
that it covers 50% of her face.
Then I will kick her ass
until her ass can leak air.
Then in the end
Then I will pull her hair
and swing her around and round
until her airless ass got stuck into the toilet bowl.
She later became a deflated human balloon
and died of continuous leak of air from her butt.
Haha.
Just kidding.

PS: Sorry about the expletive words.

Have you ever played a frightening and spiritual game called 'bi xian' or 'die xian?' I don't know what's the English name for it. Maybe it's called 'pen god' and plate god.' Sounds odd though. Well, anyway, NEVER EVER try to play this type of game. It's REALLY REALLY TRUE!!! You better believe me man. I have never played this game BUT I have encountered such case. This is no kidding man.

This is a real life case. DON'T ever try this with a group of friends or even alone as I will guarantee you, YOU DOESN'T FIT TO PLAY THIS GAME. If you are reading at night, alone and you don't have the mentality, PLEASE don't read on...

This happened around 2 years ago, at a pizza hut at night, I saw my friend and his other 3 friends playing it. I kpo a while. They stacked their finger one on top of each other on the top of the pencil on apiece of paper. There is a house and a door. Surrounding the house are the 26 letters. Very slowly, THE PENCIL REALLY MOVE without collapsing. I couldn't type liao...This is really hell. I can't imagine what had happended.

The PENCIL REALLY MOVED OUT OF THE HOUSE. Well I left you all to imagine. Overview are there are really words forming and the 'thing' does really exist but if you don't challenge or play with them, they won't disturb you.

Very very fortunately, the thing returned back to the house and nobody got possessed. If not, this is really serious. In hk, there are people got possesed when they playing pen god in a really haunted house. Newspaper got report.

I am glad to be in business school and study business.
Full of girls but what can I say?
As expected...
If you are to look around in business school,
and if you are to pass by 10 students,
7-8 of them will be girls.
Out of the 7-8 of them,
chiobus will consist of ......
Ermmm, this one is quite sensitive so I will better not type this down.
Anyway,
congratualation to business school,
which clinged the tele-match champion, cheerleading champion and overall champion.
Without me, how cound they manage to ......
Ermmm, this one is also quite sensitive so I will better not type this down.
Haha. Just kidding la.
Well, the most important thing is that everybody enjoy the process.
The fun and satisfaction are what we should achieved.
By the way,
when I looked at my time-table,
I was dio...bo-stunned.
Still okay la.
Earliest starts at 9am, latest starts at 12 pm.
Earliest ends at 12pm, latest ends at 6pm.
Of course there will be project and CCA coming up
so there is nothing to be stunned with.
Anyway, I study business for one reason.
I have the interest in business or anything related to it.
I was also interested in accountancy,
but my interest dropped gradually because of the continual examination which eventually allow you to become a certified accountant.
Science I not interested,
eng no need to say,
design i not passionate,
IT is okay but people from india are more pro.
Last time,
six years ago,
when I attended classes in informatics,
my lecturer was an indian.
He even said that he wanted to set up an IT centre himself.
Don't know if he was successful.
I also remember there was a guy,
studying in SRJC six years ago,
was learning JAVA script just like me.
How I know he was from SRJC.
Because I had asked him for a foolscape paper and it has the name SRJC printed on it.
You must be wondering.
How come I learned JAVA script when I was in primary 5.
It is because I attended the wrong class.
I was supposed to learn microsoft office when the staff there put me in JAVA script class.
So after 10 lessons and till today,
I never know what I had learnt and what the hell it is for.

After

Before

Just did some haircut today.
Not by me,
but a hairdresser of course.
Very bad,
very bad.
I am utterly disappointed and in shocked.
I told the hairdresser,
'Leave my hair long. Keep sideburn. Layer my hair.'
Very unfortunately,
he cut my hair so short that the back of my hair can't reach my mouth.
French song ar.
Sian diao liao lor.
Wait so long for hair to grow long,
now he ruined my time.
Never mind...

Time: 4.32 p.m, 20 min after the plane left HKIA
Venue: CX 711, a seat

Beside me was a man,
supposingly to be a woman,
but her husband swapped place with her,
so he was looking abit overjoyed and overly cautious.
Overjoyed maybe because his second time on a plane.
Over cautious maybe because he has only 1 wife,
and he wants to protect her with all his might,
by swapping seat with her and not letting her to seat with me.
He was speaking Indonesia language,
not English
and since the plane is flying to Jakata/Singapore,
he must be going to Jakata.
You may ask.
How I know it is indonesia language.
Because it is almost the same as Malay.
You may also ask.
Since he may be speaking in Malay,
why can't he be alighting in Singapore.
Well, good question.
Because I heard his conversation with his daughter.
'Jakata ti ueei shjing ugu, wqu faiiof?'
So I guess he is saying.
'Jakata is where we belong, you know?'
Anyway, he has a daughter, which I mentioned earlier,
who looks around 16.
Before I met the man,
I have already seen her daughter.
She was walking in front of me.
So I walk, walk and walk,
always in front of her,
and suddenly,
she stopped beside a seat.
That's the seat I would be sitting.
So she wanted to sit but when she saw me,
with my red face,
she quickly get off the seat
and sit at the seat allocated to her.
Anyway, my face was red
because I was just too hot.
I think she thought I was angry...

While I was waiting for the headphone to come,
I decided to sleep for 15 min.
After 14 min 60sec,
my eyes wide open.
I was in total shock.
I saw other people got their headphone
but only me without headphone.
So when an air stewardess passed by after 5 min,
I asked her for a set of headphone.
Suddenly,
the man beside me searched something in the pocket in front of me.
He said that the headphone was in the pocket.
The funny thing is that
the thing he took out was not a headset,
but a vomit bag...
He made a embarrass laugh,
and I made an evil laugh,
inside my heart.
The air stewardess eventually passed me the headset.

After an hour or so, the man went to the john.
At that critical moment,
I search throughly for the headset,
and as expected,
there is a headset in the pocket...
If he was around,
I should be the one making the embarrassing smile...

So nothing much...
Anyway, I was alone when going back to Singapore.
Very fun but tiring.
When reached home,
I have to do all the shitty housework.
Kept all the newspaper,
mopped the floor,
bla
bla
bla.
Finally can type something,
on my 2 months unused keyboard and com...
Becoming more lag.
Sian...

Yes, I am going back to Singapore.
Lots of stuff to do.
Not really actually.
I have already bought those clothes which are suitable to wear in the poly. Sound strange?
Of course.
I have did some research on poly fashion.
The next time whoever see me,
you will see me very different,
even if you pretend not to see me,
because you can't even recognise me...
The bloody problem is that I have only 2 pathetic jeans.
I should be buying five times that number I am having now.
How about that?
Shocking?
Nah.
It's normal.
Except that you have 10 three quarters if you should have 2 the most.
Don't understand?
It's okay.
Even I also don't understand...
Anyway,
the process is just too slow.
If you are wondering what process,
think about this.
The muscle tears.
Ouch.
It hurts.
Yes but new tissues grow and more muscle growing everywhere in your body.
Everywhere?
Generally everywhere.
Grow and grow,
bigger and bigger,
flatter and flatter...
I have too much hair,
and quite long.
It's the hair grown on the head,
not anywhere else.
Need to get cut,
but still keep the length.
Does poly care about the length?
Don't know.
See how first.

HK people have the habit murmuring to themselves, especially childrens. Murmuring is okay, but if you are possessed and murmured, this is really serious. I just came across this primary school kids in this not so small, but also not so big room, who happened to murmur but very scary. This is not a joke.

I was using the computer when this primary school kid rushed into the room and used another computer. There are 2 computers in this room so there are only 2 of us so it is very quiet. People can only use the internet for a maximum of 30 min.

This primary school kid was playing some combat game and lots of noise.
'*#@&$@#!#$ mother, ' he shouted suddenly in cantonese and gave me a fright. ' He was so engrossed that he punched the keyboard until some of the buttons or whatever thing dropped out. As he was punching the keyboard, he kept on murmuring all the vulgar that one can think of. Some of them are '%&$%^#$^, @#$^#^@, ^#$@&#, &*^*!, ^$##$@^' and many more. I scared until I pee.

I slowly crept out of the room when he suddenly shouted, 'Go and die.' As I was too shocked, my head knocked against the glass door and he looked at me. I looked at him like a clown while he looked at me like a dead shit. His face went all pale.

'GET LOST,' he said in an adult voice in cantonese which I can never imagine. I dio stunned and pee out of this room and promised not to go into this room ever again.

I wonder when is TP's orientation...

School is starting soon. New traveling route, new environment, new mentor, and definately new friends. I am going to TP 1 week from now. YES!!! Business school should be full of fun. Hehe. Actually I still don't know when is TP's orientation date. Who can enlightened me? Well, actually the course I am studying consist of 3 concentration. They are general business, logistic and management and marketing.

General business is basically studying theory of business. Don't think it is of much use at dip level, or even at bach level. MBA is then the what you call 'the pro.' Here is one suggestion to those taking A level. It is better to choose something specialised like accountancy, engineering etc because you are really good in the thing which you concentrated in your period in uni. After you bachelor degree, you can go on to study your master degree of the course you studied at bachelor level. At the same time, you can also study MBA without having a bachelor degree of business admin so you will have 1 more master cert than those people who study general business at bechelor level. Chim? It is simply that it is better to study specialise course.

Marketing is just about how good is your verbal communication or something like that. If you are able to talk alot and you are reallty good in it, try marketing. The things you say must be able to persuade people to buy whatever things you are promoting. This is just about natural ability of speaking well and this course is just to sharpen up your skill and give you a real-life experience of how marketing be like.

Logistic and operation management is specialise but the problem is that this course is not really available in HK. Maybe go UK but it is damn bloody expensive. I also don't know how.

Shocking sia. Aya Ueto was secretly filmed when she was changing her clothes. Very wasted...Nothing on her body. Just bare body and the DVD showing her changing her clothes were distributing around Japan. Wasted sia. Her first movie I watched was Install. Damn pretty. Too bad her bosom got felt by a small boy in that movie. Even Yan Fu and Desmond felt abit wasted, I guess. HAHA. Never mind. Well, too bad la. Wasted also. Changing her clothes then captured on video. What else can I say...... Wasted lor.....

I am now in this not big,
but also not so small room,
very relax,
surfing net.
Just now,
I dio stunned.
Just now,
suddenly,
there is this little boy who dressed up like a batman rushed into the room.
'Or-hor......'
That's what he uttered.
'WHAT???'
I shouted.
Then he cried.
I quickly gave him a tight slap.
He cried even louder.
I gave him another tight slap.
He stopped crying.
'How are you feeling?'
I consoled him.
'Painful sia.'
(pian fu xia which is batman lor)

After writing a few jokes, I don't know how are these jokes rated. Can tell me some opinion about my jokes?

Being lame is rather funny. Being funny is rather lame. So what's the difference? I don't know actually. What is lame? I am refering to the meaning from the dictionary. It means

1. Disabled so that movement, especially walking, is difficult or impossible,
2. Marked by pain or rigidness

Oh shucks, okay. Lame also means 'Weak and ineffectual; unsatisfactory.' It is lame, man, which also means lamer because lame man is called a lamer. So is it lame enough? :)

I watch 'Enter the Phenix' a few days ago. Damn funny sia. First, the sawadicup.Funny like I can't stop laughing sia. Then Daniel Wu go and push the cubicle door and Luo Jia Ying says, 'WHAT THE F***.' Wah cow, this is the most funny man. The way he say 'WHAT THE F***' is like ...LOL. I can't describe man. As I type, I am laughing also. HAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHA

Scientist A was walking along the corridor when he saw scientist B experimenting on a substance in the lab. Scientist A entered the lab and asked scientist B to let him feel the substance.

Scientist A: Well, it is a solid, is small, has indefinate shape, looks abit green-yellow, is like a rubber, smells abit odd. A very rare substance. May I know how you get it?

Scientist B: Well, I just dig it from my nose.

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