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In China, there is a class having an English lesson. During the lesson, the teacher wants their student to name an idiom relating to confidence. Engpro, the English Pro in the class, raised his hand.

Engpro: I know the answer!!!
Teacher: What's it?
Engpro: Breast got become bamboo stick.
Teacher: What???
Engpro: Cher, I thought breast got become bamboo stick is xiong you cheng zhu.

posted by kc @ 4/28/2005 07:08:00 PM 0 Comments

Just read some gossip magazine from HK. It says that Leo Ku is buying an apartment which is just opposite my house(My father's house actually). Leo Ku is really freaking rich. He spent 1 billion bucks on this apartment which face the sea. His apartment can see the view of the HK island. OMG!!! Anyway, going to buy this mag but very ex leh. $12hk leh. Wah lao. So ex leh. Teresa, you want right? Got his pics leh but so ex leh. How ar? Want to buy or not leh? Haha.

posted by kc @ 4/26/2005 05:02:00 PM 0 Comments

An old man came to me and asked me.

Old man: Hey kid, did you dye your hair?
Me: Yes.

After 10 secs or so, he asked me again.

Old man: Did you wax your hair?
Me: Yes.

After 20 secs or so, he asked me once again.

Old man: How long is your hair? Turn around and let me see.

I turned around and he dio stunned.

Old man: That's quite long.
Me: Yes.(Getting abit impatient)

After 30 seconds or so, I finally told him.

Me: I am really sorry. I am so sorry.
Old man: It's okay. Thanks you.

I saw him off, with tears dripping off his eyes. Well, I can understand, a bald man's feeling...

posted by kc @ 4/25/2005 05:18:00 PM 0 Comments

Another joke here. Quite dirty but funny. Here it goes:

I was walking along the hotel corridor when I heard someone(female) moaning. It sounded like this:

'Ar, YES! YES! YES! Ar!!!'

I finally can't stand it and forced my way into the room. To my horror, I saw lots of people there. Guess what. They are filming the Herbal Essence shampoo advertisement.

posted by kc @ 4/22/2005 04:40:00 PM 0 Comments

This joke is quite funny. Here it goes:

Teacher: Why are you late, kacheong???
Kacheong: Cher, it's not my fault la.
Teacher: Why is it not your fault?
Kacheong: I was at the bus-stop when this long hair, big eyes schoolgal stood beside me. She board the bus same bus as me.
Teahcer: So?
Kacheong: So she kept staring at me lor and I just kept looking at the floor until we reached the bus interchange. When I alighted, I went to the gal and asked her why she was staring at me? You know what she said?
Teacher: What?
Kacheong: She first asked me am I from Temasek Sec. I said yes.Then she laughed. She said that why I am alighting at Commonwealth when I am supposed to alight at Bedok Interchange. Then you know what the hell she told me?
Teacher: What the hell she told you?
Kacheong: She told me she is from SAJC.
Teacher: -____________-

This is just a joke la. I just put my name because I am afraid if I would offend anyone.

posted by kc @ 4/21/2005 04:18:00 PM 0 Comments

So I was in the library a few days ago. I took the lift up to the forth floor, where most students are located. I was looking in the mirror at the door. (Sound stange but true) There is this student, looking not too bad. So I glanced at this person. Unfortunately, this student noticed my glance and gave me a smile, using the reflection on the door.

So I got out when I reached the forth floor. Lots of people. I found an empty seat and sat down there. Beside me was another student, looking not too bad. Bet this person had a fine day. So I glanced at this student. Unfortunately, this person noticed my glance and gave me a smile.

After half an hour, this student left and very soon, another student came and sat down. I took a very very quick glance at this student who had just seated down. Unfortunately, I did not get a good view of this student so I decided to give it another try. I took another quick glance and I dio stunned. It was that student. That student who noticed my glance on that lift. Unfortunately, this person once again noticed my glance and in the end, gave me a smile.

After 15 mins, we started a conversation which ends less than 10 seconds. In this conversation, we spoke in cantonese so I have added English beside each line. Here it goes:

This student: Hallo
Me: Hallo
This student: Geng an gei. (What a coincidence!)
Me: Hai lor. (Yar lor)
This student: Nei dok gemg maei yei? (What you studying?)
Me: A-maths lor. [It is more usual to say A-maths than fu ga so (Amaths)]

Then very very unfortunately, there is this looking not so good librarian came to us. Bet he had a very bad day. So he told us not to talk in the 'holy and sacred' place or else we have to leave with regrets. In the end, I left the 'holy and sacred' place with regrets...not having the chance to talk to this student.

At the entrance, I saw that student. That student who sat beside me before another student sat at this student's seat. I took another glance at this student. Unfortunately, this student noticed my glance and gave me a smile. Because this person is looking good and nice, I bet it is a nice day for this person. So in the end, I went home, without glancing at other people anymore.

posted by kc @ 4/20/2005 05:29:00 PM 0 Comments

Hi, bye.

posted by kc @ 4/18/2005 06:02:00 PM 0 Comments

At first I thought when I came to hk, I wouldn't have the resource to go online. Very fortunate, there are 2 com available at the the clubhouse just below my house. There are also lots of com in the public library too. I usually go to the one situated in causeway bay, just beside tennis courts which is just beside the Queen's College. 10 storey high but not as high as tp's library.

So far, still cannot see Charlene. Well, it is still quite disappointing as I STILL can't to see her when she lives just above me. Haha. Well, time will come when we both met and 'jiu hui ca chu ai de huo hua.' MUAHAHAHAH...Crap................................................

posted by kc @ 4/16/2005 09:25:00 PM 0 Comments

Catching lots of movies nowadays. Got 'My little bride', 'Classic', 'Seoul Raider', 'Alien Vs Predator' and one more call...Chinese call 'Yuan Fen de Tian ti.' Lots more movies to watch.

posted by kc @ 4/13/2005 04:09:00 PM 0 Comments

As a movie expert, or rather only a sentimental movie expert, this movie is a great catch. I watched it on board in a plane last November. To be specific, it is a Cathay Pacific plane. Anyway, while I was looking through at all the movies available, I coincidentally came across this movie featuring a jap schoolgal and a jap schoolboy. Well, so I decided to watch it. After an hour and 30 min, the movie ends. So what can I do when the movie ends??? Of course I go and search everywhere for this movie but I can't find any information. Fortunately, I got it in HK today. 45 bucks man. That's so much but it's worth it. So what's that movie about?? Go find it yourself. The only clue i can give is the name of the movie is called:

posted by kc @ 4/11/2005 04:43:00 PM 0 Comments

Here is the lyrics for 'Let it be me' by Everly Brothers:


I bless the day I found you
I want to stay around you
And so I beg you
Let it be me

Don't take this Heaven from one
if you must cling to someone
Now and forever
Let it be me

Each time we meet love
i find complete love
without your sweet love
What would life be?

So never leave me lonely
Tell me you'll love me only
and that you'll always
Let it be me

If for each bit of gladness
someone must taste of sadness
I'll bear the sorrow
Let it be me

No matter what the price is
I'll made the sacrifices
Through each tomorrow
let it be me

To you I'm praying hear what I'm saying
Please let your heart beat for me just me
And never leave me lonely tell me you'll love me only
And that you'll always let it be me

posted by kc @ 4/11/2005 04:40:00 PM 0 Comments

Let it be me...

Trying to figure how to play the song 'Let it be me.' Very pleasant song. Sentimental actually. Play it one day when you see me...and when there is a piano with me.

posted by kc @ 4/11/2005 11:59:00 AM 0 Comments

You this french song damn airhole leh. Play ttt with you. Fine. I lose. But please SHUT THE FRENCH UP. So what if I lose man??? Suan me ar, French song. Suan me also can, but what kind of shit did you say??? Don't need to say 'our l1r5 are different.' I know it means you smarter, I bun bun de. Fine. But please, show some respect by shutting your FRENCH UP MOUTH. So what if you are in a respectable JC??? Can anyhow spit out shit??? Nb. I don't give a damn about this damn English but hope that you can just make sure you watch your mouth. If you keep on hurting people's feeling, one day you will ...., Son of the b**** reproduced by Edi. :-(

posted by kc @ 4/04/2005 02:40:00 PM 0 Comments

Sian...Nothing really alot to do. Training has been quite inconsistant. Still, there is a bit of fats beneath my stomach. Doing 3 sets of 10 pull ups everyday will remove it. Playing basketball will strengthen my leg muscle and arm muscle. Reading mag like man's fitness or health will increase my knowledge. Eating chicken meat can also grow muscles. Still don't know alot of stuff. Have to read more...

posted by kc @ 4/01/2005 10:42:00 PM 0 Comments